A secluded cove on Cadlao Island, El Nido, Philippines (by ChrisJ).
it seems that earlier today i lost a follower DAMNIT now i have 199 and not 200
oh well at least i’m not facing starvation, homelessness, or a fiery death.
I'LL PUT BLACK CRACKLE NAILPOSLISH ON MY FACE JUST TO 1-UP YOU LIKE SOME KIND OF DINGDONG
sorry i’m too tired to formulate a piercing response so you can get a cool letter:
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your welcome
Conv
Glep1: So like how many letters are there in the alphabet?
Glep2: It's funny you ask that because I recently majored in college in alphabet numerology studies yeah
Glep1: HAHA THATS SO FUCKIN FUNNY
Glep2: Oh sorry I meant "funny" in a more metaphorical sense if you catch my drift.
Glep1: it's actually really offensive to me that you said "catch my drift" because i am drift-blind CAN'T YOU SEE
Glep2: oh my goodness! i've like never met someone who's drift-blind could you sign my autograph?
Glep1: I'm sorry i just lied i'm not actually drift-blind. the reason i found your phrase offensive was because i don't have any arms.
Glep2: oh, i understand. slightly disappointed though :/
Glep3: hey guys i heard you were talking about discount lion scrotums can i get in on that?
Glep1: i think you misheard us because we–
Glep3: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER DISCOUNT LION SCROTUMS





